The meerkat with very thick glasses sitting in the optician's chair, holding his glowing coin right in front of his nose, blissfully happy

FOCUS: COIN · 2 cm · LOCKED

A NEARKAT PARODY · $NEARSIGHT · SOLANA

Meerkats watch the horizon. He watches his coin.

NearKat's lookout, but nearsighted. He only sees what's NEAR. Long-term vision: none. He just holds.

REFRACTOR · FAR: blur · NEAR: 20/20 · HORIZON: not found · GRIP: both paws

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Rx · CONTRACT ADDRESS · PATIENT: N. SIGHTED

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20/200 · THE EYE CHART

He reads the chart. From 2 cm away.

Every lookout gets an eye test. Normal eyes read the big lines first. He reads the tiny one first.

The meerkat in thick glasses leans in to a blurry eye chart on the burrow wall, his nose almost touching it

OPTICIAN'S NOTE · FAR: NO · NEAR: PERFECT

NOT OFFICIAL · NOT LINKED TO NEARKAT OR NEAR

HE READS: Hello, coin. You look great today.

20/100 · THE PHOROPTER

One… or two? Harder than it looks.

Sit in his chair. Look into the machine. Tap the sharper lens. Each flip gets harder. How far can you go?

The meerkat in thick glasses peeks over a big brass eye-test machine, one eye huge behind his lens

HIMIs that an E? Or a comb?

OPTICIANWhich is sharper? One… or two?

FLIP 1/10LENSES PASSED 0YOUR BEST 0

20/70 · THE FRAME TRAY

A tray of frames. He took the thickest.

Thin frames see far. Thick frames see near. He tried them all. Then he picked the pair that sees exactly one coin.

The meerkat in his thick glasses smiles at himself in a round fitting mirror. A velvet tray of frames lies in front of him.

FITTING MIRROR · HE SEES A NICE BLUR

20/50 · THE PRESCRIPTION

His prescription. Minus nine. Plus one coin.

BURROW OPTICIAN · KALAHARI

PATIENT: N. SIGHTED ($NEARSIGHT)

His lens numbers
EyeSPHCYLAXISADD
R−9.000.00NEAR+1 coin
L−9.000.00NEAR+1 coin
The meerkat wears a big brass trial frame full of lenses. He holds a glowing coin right in front of his nose.
TRIAL FRAME · 14 LENSES · STILL ONLY SEES THE COIN
Far vision
none
Near vision
perfect (2 cm)
Field of vision
family 2 km · him 2 cm
All-time high
7 cm (a very good day)
Long-term vision
none
Next check-up
when the coin moves
Chain
Solana
Pair
SOL
Launch
pump.fun

Can see the coin fine.

Translation: can see the coin fine.

the Optician

Translation: the Optician.

SIGNED · YOU WON'T READ IT · NEITHER CAN HE

Not official. Not linked to NearKat or NEAR.

Rx · CONTRACT ADDRESS · PATIENT: N. SIGHTED

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20/40 · BACK ON THE MOUND

Every family has a lookout. Ours looks at his coin.

Meerkats take turns on the mound. The lookout watches the far horizon and shouts when a hawk comes.

Then it was his turn. New glasses. He climbed the mound. He held the coin up close. He smiled. The family did the shouting.

Five meerkats on the mound at golden hour. Four stare at the sky, scared. He wears very thick glasses and smiles at a glowing coin held at his nose.
  • MUMsees the hawk · 2 km
  • BIG BROTHERsees the hawk · screams
  • AUNTIEsees the hawk · faints a bit
  • LITTLE SISTERsees the hawk · already running
  • HIMsees the coin · 2 cm · LOCKED
Four meerkats see a hawk. One meerkat sees a coin. Guess who is having a nice evening.

The family sees 2 km. He sees 2 cm.

HOW FAR EACH MEERKAT CAN SEE · LOG SCALE · SOURCE: WE ASKED THEM

  1. MumHawk. Everyone down.

    2 km

  2. Big brotherSnake by the tree.

    1.2 km

  3. AuntieRain on Thursday.

    800 m

  4. Little sisterHawk or cloud? Hawk. Probably.

    300 m

  5. HimCoin.

    2 cmALL-TIME HIGH: 7 cm (a very good day)
1 cm10 cm1 m10 m100 m1 km10 km THE MOON · 384,400 km · never seen it

Log scale. On a normal chart his bar would be invisible.

THE BINOCULARS INCIDENT

He looks through big black binoculars at the far horizon. The glowing coin lies in the sand at his feet.

BINOCULARS: RETURNED TO MUM.

Mum gave him binoculars, to help. He looked through them for three hours. The coin was at his feet the whole time.

Things that did not help

  • BinocularsThree hours of horizon. Zero coin.

  • A taller rockSame blur. Just higher up.

  • SquintingNow it is a thinner blur.

  • Holding the coin closerPerfect.

20/30 · THE LENS ORDER

Get your pair. Four steps nearer.

LENS ORDER · JOB No. 20/20 · LAB: PUMP.FUN

  1. 20/80

    Get a Solana wallet. Phantom is fine.

    Phantom
  2. 20/50

    Add some SOL.

    Solana
  3. 20/30

    Copy the address. Open PumpSwap.

  4. 20/20

    Swap SOL for $NEARSIGHT. Hold it close.

    pump.fun
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Meme coin. No promises. Only spend what you can lose.

20/25 · TAKE-HOME CASE

Take these home. Hold them close too.

Save a picture. Copy a line. Post it on X.

HARD CASE · VELVET LINING · 4 LENSES · SCRATCH-FREE

LENS CLOTHS · WIPE, COPY, POST

Meerkats watch the horizon.
I watch $NEARSIGHT.

Long-term vision: none. Short-term vision: this coin. $NEARSIGHT

One… or two? Neither. The coin. $NEARSIGHT

He takes photos too. Five blurs. One coin.

  • A blurry photohorizon (i think)
  • A blurry photohawk? cloud?
  • A blurry photomum, probably
  • A blurry photoa rock
  • A blurry photothe sky, maybe
  • A sharp close-up of his face and the coincoinSave

20/20 · BACK ON DUTY

The horizon can wait. The coin is right here.

He is back on the mound. The family watches the sky. He watches the coin. Everyone is doing their job.

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Rx · CONTRACT ADDRESS · PATIENT: N. SIGHTED

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AT THE COUNTER · QUESTIONS

Ask the patient. He'll squint and answer.

Is this NearKat?

No. I'm Nearsighted, my own meme. Not official. Not linked to NearKat or NEAR.

Is it on NEAR?

No. I live on Solana. I launch on pump.fun, paired with SOL.

Will it go up?

I can't see that far. Nobody can. I just hold.

Wen moon?

The moon is 384,400 km away. I see 2 cm. Ask someone else.

Why the glasses?

I'm the lookout. I only see what's NEAR.

What is your lookout call?

A soft happy hum. It means: coin, right here, it is fine. I did it 4,000 times today. The family has stopped running.